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Private School Dad Withdraws Legal Action, “Happy With My Donation to the Refs Now”
“Justice has been served. And so has the Dom Perignon,” says Mosman man SYDNEY — Local private school father Charles Wentworth-Farquharson III has announced he will no longer pursue legal action against World Rugby and the Referees Association following the Wallabies’ thrilling win over the British and Irish Lions on Saturday night. The 54-year-old hedge…
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International Cricket Board reviewing Chris Woakes eligibility for England
“Didn’t want to be dramatic,” says modest Woakes after heroic innings. In a truly jaw-dropping moment at Headingley, England all-rounder Chris Woakes waddled out to the middle with one arm in a sling and a steely look in his eye. Having dislocated his shoulder while heroically diving to stop a boundary that had already crossed…
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England Pitches so flat and cold Shubman Gill goes Ice Skating after Rain Delay
The Oval, London – Just when you thought Test cricket couldn’t get any slower than England’s rain schedule, Shubman Gill turned India’s hopes into a two‑hour charity break by running himself out. The captain, fresh off eclipsing Sobers’ touring run‑haul record, promptly opted for a solo jog towards obliteration—bowled over by his own indecision after…
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Wallabies Robbed: Private school Dad threatening legal action
The Australian private school rugby community has entered a state of collective mourning this week following the Wallabies’ “absolutely cooked” loss to the British & Irish Lions — a defeat being blamed squarely on “disgraceful officiating” and “a referee who clearly didn’t go to a Tier 1 Anglican school.” From the GPS fields of Sydney’s…
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Local Saints Tragic Sells Beloved Ute To Help Fund Nasiah’s Contract Extension
In what experts are calling the “most generous act of footy-based desperation since Collingwood fans paid for Jordan De Goey’s Bali bail,” a St Kilda fan has officially listed his beloved 2006 Holden Rodeo on Facebook Marketplace — all in the name of keeping star winger Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera in red, white and black. Lifelong Sainter…
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Daniel Gorringe is borderline Homeless after latest bets
In a shocking fall from grace that absolutely no one predicted—but probably should’ve—former AFL player turned full-time pest, Daniel Gorringe, is now allegedly “borderline homeless” after losing what experts are calling “an Olympic-level streak of dumb bets.” The 31-year-old, once known for his short-lived AFL career and long-lived TikTok delusions, was last seen outside a…
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